milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

(via jammy-boy)


sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via hey-mate-lets-mate)



daftlypunk:

when a character you didn’t like dies

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(via queerstiles)


aux-amants-maudits:

literally the titanic of ships

(via teamfreesnuggles)


07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

(via chicken-fingers)


allteensrelate:

my brain during school

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(via intenxty)



rapunzelie:

things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them

(via sherlockgraphy)


zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via done)