do you :3c at me sir

no sir i do not :3c at you sir but i :3c sir

do you >:3c, sir

>:3c sir! noooo sir

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"voting for ukip is a protest vote!”

that’s nice

what happens when they get into power

is everybody going to sit in awkward silence in their living rooms, clutching the daily mail in one hand and a rich tea biscuit in the other as they silently mouth "i didn’t mean it"

it’s too late

sirens sound

nigel farage kicks your door down

he pins you to the chair

i heard your great-grandmother was polish” he snarls

in the distance, a dog howls


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Okay guys, the bees are dying. This isn’t a joke, or some sort of sci-fi show gimmick. We need bees, they are very important. Please do what you can…even if it isn’t much.

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i’d let natalie dormer do anything to me she could walk down my bare back in stilettos and i’d be like thank u

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two types of ppl tbh
1) ppl who acknowledge that zayn malik is the best looking member
2) racists

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if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

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